• earthdad:

    hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

    image

    (via legalmexican)

  • thequeenvevo:

    hey you smell like trash, can I take you out?

    (Source: helmutwang, via stability)

  • meladoodle:

    *walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

    You’re a virgin who can’t drive

    (Source: meladoodle, via legalmexican)

    September 28 – 507316 Notes
    #virgin
    #clueless
    #Cher
    #drive
    #funny
  • theirriandjhiquishow:

    “what was your key motivation for this piece”

    oh idk the due date

    (via gnarly)

  • fukkkres:

    u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

    (Source: awwww-cute, via pizza)